VICTOR'S SECOND ALBUM,
HEAVY, WAS A FOLLOW-UP TO
THE SUCCESS OF HIS FRESHMAN EFFORT, BIG BONED. WORD IS VICTOR HAS ENOUGH MATERIAL
FOR A THIRD ALBUM, RUMORED
TO BE TITLED FAT ASS.
- BILL C.

CUDDLY SWM. GOT MY OWN PSYCHEDELIC TEA COSY AND
RED PATENT-LEATHER PHONE
BOOK HOLDER. ISO SOULMATE. READY TO COMMIT.
- RACHEL A.

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AFTER TRACKING HIM FOR
DAYS THROUGH THE BUSH, WE SURPRISED THIS FINE EXAMPLE
OF VICTORUS BUONOS IN HIS
NATIVE HABITAT.
- DEREK O.

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"I'M HAVING SECOND
THOUGHTS ABOUT NOT
GETTING THE REGULAR
PROSTHETIC HAND."
- MICHAEL Y.