“DEAR LITTLE
BABY JESUS, IN YOUR
HOLY DIAPER, WITH YOUR
LITTLE BABY GOD HEAD,
BLESS THIS FINE MEAL
OF KFC ORIGINAL RECIPE
AND THANK YOU FOR MY
TWO SONS, AMERICAN
AND IDOL, AND MY
SMOKIN' HOT WIFE.”

- STAN D.

"LORD, BLESS THIS
DAY AND BLESS COLONEL
SANDERS AND THE BOUNTY
HE PROVIDES. AMEN. CAN SOMEBODY PASS ME A SPORK?"

- MICHAEL Y.


"LORD JESUS, BLESS
THIS CHICKEN, AND PLEASE
DON'T LET FRANCES FIND
OUT WHERE I'M HIDING
THE SALAMI."

- TIM K.