CAREER? WHAT CAREER?
IF TOM SELLECK WANTS TO
DANCE THE CSÁRDÁS, TOM
SELLECK WILL DANCE THE
F*CKING CSÁRDÁS.

- STEVE P.

THEY CAN TRY TO
REINVENT THEMSELVES
ALL THEY LIKE, BUT
WITHOUT GINGER,
THE SPICE MAGIC
IS GONE.

- JONATHAN F.

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SURVEY QUESTIONS
FINALLY OVER, 4 OF THE 5
DENTISTS SURVEYED SPIT
OUT THEIR TRIDENT
AND PAR-TAYED!

- DAVE S.