SUMO-FERRET-SKULL-
SH*TTER AIRWAYS WENT
BANKRUPT? WHAT THE
HELL DO I DO WITH ALL
MY MILES NOW?

- JONATHAN F.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH
THE SCOTTISH INDY-POP
OUTFIT: RIOT “PAT” NARITA.

- JASON S.

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SAMURAI-FERRET-FACE-BOY
TRIED DESPERATELY TO
SH*T OUT ONE MORE SKULL
BEFORE THE “SON OF RETURN
TO FANTASY ISLAND III”
FILM CREW ARRIVED.

- RON M.

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DAMN BURRITOS!

- DAVID L.