THANKS
TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED OUR THIRTEENTH CAPTION CONTEST.
WINNING CAPTION
MOUTHING THE
WORDS ALONG, THE KIDS
COLLECTIVELY KNEW THAT
THERE WAS NO GOD.
AND IF THERE WAS,
HE WAS A DICK.
- JIM M.
RUNNERS-UP
SISTER ADELE
WOWED THE KIDS WITH HER
LATEST FOLK-RAP HIT, “DON'T RUMPLE THE WIMPLE."
- SCOTT N.
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AS THE BARBITURATES
AND BELGIAN OWL WHISKY
BEGAN TO ORDAIN HER
CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM,
SISTER ADELE DOMINIQUE
COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER
WHAT THESE FACETIOUS
FOUNDLING F*CKS REALLY
WANTED FROM HER.
- MEL B.
