THE MASK HIDES
HIS IDENTITY.

THE PUFFY SHIRT HIDES HIS
FURRY, CRIME-FIGHTING BODY.

- JIM M.

ELVIS? SH*T.
IT'S ROY ORBISON, MAN!

- BILLY P.

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BUT BY NIGHT, FROM
UNDERNEATH STATELY WAYNE NEWTON MANOR, COMES
NEWTON LIBRE!

- JIM M.

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*BEEP*  [SIGH] 
"GREAT... EVERY TIME I PRESS
THE TIMER BUTTON ON MY ROCKABILLY POWER CAMERA,
MY ORION DANGER WATCH
GOES OFF."

- MITCH