PAKALAMEREDITH,
FEATURING JIMMY PAKALA
AND MERYL STREEP.

 

HOW DID THIS NOT
MAKE THE FRONT COVER?

 

FILTHY.

 

TONIGHT, JOSÉ, YOU'RE
GOING TO PAY FOR IT JUST
LIKE EVERY OTHER NIGHT.

 

OF COURSE THEY F*CKING
BELIEVE IT ALL. CHRIST, THERE
ARE TWO GARYS, A LARRY, AND
A DERREL IN THE BAND.

SERIOUSLY, THERE REALLY ARE.

THE BUCKTOOTHED BEAUT IN
THE MIDDLE, HE'S LARRY, AND
THE TWO RETARDS BEHIND HIM
AND TO HIS RIGHT ARE HAL AND
WAHOO RESPECTIVELY.

I COULDN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP.

 

AFTER MARCEL QUIT,
NORMAN FOUND HIMSELF
UNABLE TO FOCUS.

"I GET THE LIFT PART,
BUT I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THE SEPARATE."