HERE'S HOPING THESE
EGGS ARE STERILE.

 

"...BUT VINCENT MAKES ME
FEEL PRETTY."

 

INSISTING THAT THEY WERE
"NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT
THE PAST," THE MCGUIRE
SISTERS REFUSED TO ANSWER
ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING
THEIR USE OF PERFORMANCE
ENHANCING PLASTIC FACES.

AIRBRUSHED & HAIRBRUSHED.

 

JUST BEFORE THE
TORNADO TOOK MERLE HOME
TO BE WITH JESUS, THE BOYS
ENJOYED A QUIET MOMENT
IN THE GARDEN.

 

CARVILLE & BEGALA
IN HAIRIER, HAPPIER DAYS.

 

WHICH ONE DO YOU
THINK DONNA SUMMER
SCARED STRAIGHT?

 

MAMA TRIED, BUT SOME
FACES ARE JUST TOO
GODDAMN UGLY.

 

AFTER HE SWITCHED
TO THE SNAP-ON WIGS, MOST OF
CONWAY'S LOVE SONGS STARTED
SOUNDING LIKE THREATS.

THE MASK HIDES
HIS IDENTITY.

THE PUFFY SHIRT HIDES HIS
FURRY, CRIME-FIGHTING BODY.