THANKFULLY THEIR RECORD
LABEL NIXED THE GATEFOLD.

 

AND DONNA WASN'T SURE
PRAYER WOULD KEEP FAT
UNCLE EDDIE AT BAY.

 

SELF-IMMOLATION IS JUST
A CIGARETTE AWAY.

MMMM...DADDY. AND I'M
SURE SHE LOVED YOU RIGHT
BACK, YOU BIG CUDDLY, TERRY
CLOTH WEARIN' FREAK.

 

EVEN IN COLLEGE
THOSE HALLIBURTON CATS
WERE A SCREAM.

 

GREASY GARLAND GREEN
REFUSED TO APPEAR IN PUBLIC
WITHOUT HIS MAGIC
DECODER RING.

 

"TINA, YOU FAT LARD,
COME GET SOME DINNER!"

 

EDGAR WAS ONE
FINE-LOOKING ALBINO.

 

FROM RUSSIA WITH STUMP.

WITH MONOGRAMMED
BOWLING SHIRTS AND A
BRAND-NEW ACCORDIAN,
THE WOODCHUCKS KNEW
MILWAUKEE WAS THEIRS
FOR THE TAKING.