GLORIA SWORE THAT JESUS
JOINED HER SOMNAMBULENT
EXCURSIONS, BUT TO THE REST
OF THE TOWN, SHE WAS JUST
A CRAZY LADY WANDERING
AROUND IN A NIGHTGOWN.

 

FATHER O'MALLEY
WAS A BASTARD.

 

THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD
(HAVE SAVED THE 70s).

AFTER STANLEY'S VASECTOMY,
THERE WAS NO STOPPING
THE JONESES.

 

CHECK OUT THE
GAP-TOOTHED FOOL NEXT
TO MR. AIR GUITAR.

WHAT, EXACTLY,
IS HE TRYING TO SAY?

 

USED LEBARONS OR JESUS,
IT WAS ALL THE SAME TO DOUG.

 

EVEN IN HER LATER YEARS,
HOLLY "THE HANDS" HAMRICK
HAD TROUBLE ESCAPING THE
REPUTATION SHE DEVELOPED
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

 

NO, POLYESTER ISN'T FLAME
RETARDANT, BUT JACK DIDN'T
THINK A FEW SISTER TWISTERS
WOULD LAND HIM IN HELL.

 

LYCRA, LAMAZE AND
LEGWARMERS: A HITHERTO
UNTAPPED FETISH MARKET.

"UP, UP, AND AWAY IN
MY BARBITURATE BALLOON."