WHEN GERALD STARTED
SPORTING CHIN WHISKERS,
DUNCAN KNEW THE END
WAS NIGH.

 

PITY THE POODLE.

 

TWENTY MINUTES WITH
GENE AND HIS MAGIC FINGERS,
AND YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN
SOAP TO GET CLEAN.

AFTER DECIDING THAT
"FAIRY DUST" WAS A BIT
TOO FORWARD, THE BAND
FINALLY SETTLED ON
"ENCHANTMENT."

 

AH, THE VAGARIES OF
ORWELLIAN TRAILER TRASH.

 

GRANDMA DORRIS WORRIED
THAT THE BOYS MIGHT HAVE
MISUNDERSTOOD THE SERMON
ON "BROTHERLY LOVE."

 

ON THE WAY TO BECOMING
AMERICA'S NO. 1 FITNESS
EXPERT, BONNIE AMASSED
A FABULOUS COLLECTION
OF UNITARDS.

 

THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.

 

PIA. INSPIRED BY
"THE POTTERY THAT GROWS."

VICTOR'S SECOND ALBUM,
HEAVY, WAS A FOLLOW-UP TO
THE SUCCESS OF HIS FRESHMAN EFFORT, BIG BONED. WORD IS
VICTOR HAS ENOUGH MATERIAL
FOR A THIRD ALBUM, RUMORED
TO BE TITLED FAT ASS.