DEEP IN HIS HEART,
JACK KNEW THEY'D FIND A
WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.

 

WHEN GERTRUDE "THE
IRON FIST" MILLER SINGS
"LET'S HANG ON," EVEN THE
MICROPHONE FEELS
A LITTLE DIRTY.

 

ED WASN'T LONELY.
BUT AFTER CLEM MOVED
BACK TO AMARILLO, HE JUST
DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO
DRESS THE PART.

FINE, FECUND, AND
FOURTEEN, LI'L DEBBIE HAD
FINALLY OUTGROWN THE BLACK
TIGHTS OF CHILDHOOD.

 

"OH, DENNIS, DON'T FRET.
IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE."

 

"SAY 'FRO NO MO' ONE MORE
TIME, ALICE, AND THAT SMIRK'S
GONNA MEET MY SIGNET."

 

COWBOY TURNED TO JESUS.
JESUS GAVE COWBOY
FANCY SHIRT.

AS THEY STARED BLANKLY,
TRYING TO REMEMBER THEIR
VERY BEST, JOE, THE OLDEST
OF THE ARCHERS, REALIZED
THEY WERE SCREWED.